'I'm getting constant stick' about the series being over ahead of my trip.
Beautiful weather, classic snacks and legendary venues - what more could an supporter of the English team possibly want?
Ideally, they'd want an contest for the urn in Australia where they remain in contention to win back the Ashes once the opening games are done.
This is not the case during this tour, after a comprehensive triumph in Adelaide left the home side 3-0 up for the fourth consecutive series on Australian grounds.
The Barmy Army, the vocal contingent, have 3,000 fans flying out for the final two Tests in New South Wales and Victoria.
Furthermore, other organized trips who will be vacationing in Australia, as well as relatives and companions embarking on a dream holiday.
The Disappointed Travelers
Four fans named Alex, Sam, Rory and Katie are among those affected.
The four siblings had their travel arrangements and match passes arranged for the fourth and fifth Tests "well ahead of time", hoping to witness a rare England series success.
From afar, they've seen Australia dismantle the tourists in just under two weeks from their family home in their hometown.
"Everyone at work has been teasing me that the series is done for the last two weeks," stated Sam Ryding.
"Our expectation had been that we would have a meaningful contest still when we got there."
Fading Positivity
Hope was abundant regarding the team's prospects of ending their 15-year wait for a triumph on Australian soil ahead of the tour.
But they are now staring down the barrel of continuing a barren spell in the country to 19 matches when the Boxing Day Test begins in Melbourne on Thursday, 25 December.
Ben Stokes' side - and their fans - will be desperate to avoid a whitewash.
One sibling noted the "excitement and fun" of head coach Brendon McCullum's 'Bazball' in recent times had "reinvigorated" the longest format for England fans.
Yet the fans said they had realistic outlooks for the remaining matches - and all they are asking for from the players is "some resilience".
"Every pundit alludes to it, but it all comes down to mental resilience. 'This style has been elevated to a term now that is just, like, impractical batting," stated Rory Ryding.
"Over the course of five days, you should dig in. Chasing balls 'outside the line has never featured in the textbooks, and that is mainly the fault the batting lineup."
Future Prospects
Prompted about he believed England will secure a victory in the current series, came the reply: "The evidence suggests the hosts are a stronger side at the moment."
"There is going to have to be multiple performers that stands up for England and makes a big impact."
Despite the scoreline, the siblings are still anticipating the trip.
"It will be a great time anyway," commented Katie Ryding. "We must adopt that mindset."
"Obviously it is a let-down we don't have more to play for, but we have spent so much money by now."
"We plan to savor celebrating the holidays out there. Additionally, it's a new experience for us traveling over Christmas."
An educator, Katie is intent on maximizing the 21,000-mile round-trip as part of her time off.
"As a backup plan, there's always golf to rely on," she added.